A.K.A "Tim Conway"

Formerly from : Astoria, Oregon

Now relocated : 'Into the Wild' ... of Clatsop County





Experience

Films
Crimps (2008)
Special (2008) - pending
Homer (2008)
The Abu Ghraib Effect (2009)
Into the Wild (2007)
Cthulhu the Movie (2007) (P.A.)
The Ring Two (2005) (extra)
Director's Cast: The Burning Plain

Television
Happy Bear Massage Commercial actor
Candidate "Now Arriving" - pending
Planned Parenthood PSAs - pending
HomeTeam: Astoria (2006) (P.A.)

Video
http://www.rexpost.com
http://www.youtube.com/astoriamovies

Theatre
A Marriage Proposal - Director (1974)
The Polar Express - Musical (2006)
Shanghaied in Astoria Showcase (2007)

Voice Over
Happy Bear Massage, Safekeeping Storage Radio Commercials
(samples below)

Crew
Crimps - Sound Technician
HomeTeam: Astoria - Production Assistant
Cthulhu the Movie - Production Assistant (IMDB)
Cinemagic, Inc. - Portland - Dolly Grip

Casting
Extras Only - pending
Foreground_Background Casting
Lana Veenker Casting
Simon Max Hill Casting

Press/Newspaper
The Daily Astorian - freelance photographer
North Coast Times-Eagle - writer/reporter
Crimps the Movie - Unit Publicist

Training
Filmmaking: San Francisco State University

Special Skills
Piano/Keyboards , Guitar, Juggling
Photo/Writing Portfolio: http://psychicspy.com/joe
Columbia Memorial Hospital : Radiology/Medical Records
Clatsop County Emergency Operations Center - Communications
Country Home Construction
My PhotoShop Classified Ad

EMAIL: cia1nsa@yahoo.com

full-text resume


Comedy Pre-Production Trailer for Crimps the Movie!

















Registered, Bonded Locksmith
PC Computer Repair/Service
Studio Musician: Guitar & Piano
Trained Psychic Remote Viewer
Electronics Guru and Ham Radio
Full Reiki Master - Reiki I, II, & III
Voted one of the "Top 100 Hackers in the USA"





















































Graphic Artist, Computers, Recording ( audio/video ),
Electronics, Digital Photography, Press Photographer,
Film Animation, and Web Design














WRITING :

*NEW : Newspaper Story*
Test : Newspaper Story (long)
Test : Newspaper Story (short)








RECORDING/AUDIO/VOICE-OVER :

Hi-Quality Radio Station Commercial Demos :
_Demo #1 (mp3)_
_Demo #2 (mp3)_
_Demo #3 (mp3)_
_Demo #4 (mp3)_

Voice Over Homepage
NEW UK Voice Demo


PORTFOLIO :

* PORTFOLIO online *
Full Text Resume
My Origional Music Score : Cthulhu the Movie











WEBSITE DESIGN :

http://hexahexaflexagon.com
http://ASTORIAMOVIES.COM
http://tomheffernan.com
http://psychicspy.com
http://psychicspy.org
http://maryaltieri.com
http://taimengear.com
http://goldleafideas.com
Tom Heffernan - Extreme!
http://happybearcottage.com











* Liberty Theatre Shoot - June 24th *





UPDATE : More online photo shoot sessions are now available here. One 
notable quote is from my Native American Spirit Guide. I was concerned 
about doing relevant captions, and when tuned into photo shoots, I'm 
not as literary as normally, instead focusing on visual elements and 
things related to the press photography like fill lighting and facial 
expressions ...

 I was mentally asking if there was a way to do better out there, and 
the guide gave some wisdom - it's always something we already know, 
and doesn't invoke any karma. This is what was given to me :

 "LISTEN to the people who are telling me their stories ... they will 
write the captions FOR you."




All website work done on a Toshiba Tecra running Adobe PhotoShop and other
assortment of software, including Paint Shop Pro X, DC Enhance, Picasa 2, Photo
Filtre, and HTML editors. Have Briefcase, Will Travel ...






I would like to thank Michael McCusker for the opportunity to contribute to
the North Coast Times-Eagle Newspaper here in Astoria. With over 1300 web pages
I've written in the past, I'm no stranger to Local Businesses and regional events
happening here. Keep an eye out for the next edition ...

First Article HERE : "Employment in Astoria - Filmmaking - Does it Work?"


cia1nsa@yahoo.com



"With 10,000 people, Astoria is the largest city and the media hub of the
north coast. The local newspaper, the Daily Astorian, is sold around town
and is worth a look if only to get the editorial slant of Steve Forrester.
This former Washington correspondent’s witty commentary on events local,
regional, and national pulls no punches. The North Coast Times Eagle is a
politically activist monthly that holds forth on coastal issues. It’s sold
around town and at Powell’s Books in Portland. The free monthly Hipfish is
a publication in the great tradition of the alternative press of the ’60s.
Whether you agree with their take on regional politics or not, the thoughtful,
lively articles and complete entertainment listings will enhance your visit to
the North Coast."

"Excerpted from Moon Handbooks: Oregon, copyright 2004 by Elizabeth and Mark
Morris. Used by permission of Avalon Travel Publishing."





Subject: Area 51

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified
object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside
Roswell , New Mexico . This is a well-known incident that many say has long been
covered up by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months
after that historic day, Albert Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John Kerry, William
Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles Schumer, and Barbara
Boxer were born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep.

This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.


















































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Joe Altieri